"Ivy League Circus" - Gordon Voidwell

"Once when I was on acid, I took my shoes off on the F train and fell asleep. I woke up in Coney Island with a bunch of Bloods surrounding me. Luckily I was still on acid so they all looked like cartoon characters. I started laughing because they were cartoon characters! The only thing was, they were transit cops who were yelling at me. It sucked when I realized they weren't cartoon characters. Ah, to be 13 again."

Such was Mr. Voidwell's response to describe his worst experience on the NYC subway in a recent Huffingtonpost interview.